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RoD 38

Levi — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 05:31:58 +0000

Welcome to another installment of Rules of Drinking. This is a key rule which is broken almost at every social interaction when alcoholic beverages are served. If you want to make fun of a drunk person, whether in the present or the past, for the love of god, make sure that you know what the bloody feck you are talking about. Otherwise you just make yourself look like a jackass.

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RoD 25

Levi — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 05:29:09 +0000

Also known as Rules of Drinking. These are a lot like the rules of engagement of our government. They are on the books, they are widely known, and for the must part, they are widely ignored. Somewhere, somehow some drunk guy is breaking one of these bad boys.

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My Hobby 2

Levi — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 05:26:03 +0000

Ok so everyone gets those times when they just feel like referring to themselves in the third person correct? Well what can I say. I like to kick it up a notch!

Hobby 2

My Hobby

Levi — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 05:23:43 +0000

Ok, I have had these next series of comics done for quite a while. I have just been way too lazy to update them. However in the spirit of a renewing force, let these gems shine.

My Hobby

Rock and Rap

Levi — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 05:23:54 +0000

The logic is flawless in my sincerest opinion. However, there may be some of you who might point out something along the lines of Lenny Kravitz, and especially American Woman, as being a cornerstone for music of the rock persuasion. If you are one of those people, just remember, I don’t label people and their music. Shame on you.

Rock-rap

Whoops!

Levi — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 02:08:41 +0000

Everybody says something they will immediately regret for the rest of their lives. Freudian slips are a lot like that but usually result in hilarious outcomes.

Freud

A Moment in the Life of Physics (2)

Levi — Tue, 30 Oct 2007 01:19:10 +0000

Time to spice it up a little with some physics!

Atom

Mom’s Choices

Levi — Mon, 29 Oct 2007 02:44:57 +0000

Every time I see this silly commercial my mind automatically turns to one and only thought. Why oh why do these twenty-five year old looking moms have such ugly kids? I’m not positive, but if you’re twenty-five and you have a lets say, five year old son I believe that makes you a once-pregnant teenager. Don’t forget, it takes almost a year to incubate the little bastard. Anyway, I’m just being cynical at this point. In all honestly, I just can’t believe that their slogan was wasted on something as stupid as peanut butter.

GiF

Animal Farm

Levi — Sun, 28 Oct 2007 18:10:06 +0000

Four legs good, two legs bad! Introducing two new characters (more incoming at some point) Legna the Sheep and Denton the Llama. Now we will be able to see some of their wacky hijinks and shenanigans, hopefully.

Animal Farm

Dude Get Your Own

Levi — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 16:47:49 +0000

The PSP’s suck. Face it. It’s an inescapable truth. They are more expensive, are graphically inferior, and are more prone to breaking down then the Nintendo DS. Now I am not being biased because I am a huge Nintendo fan. I know shit when I sees it, Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles anyone? Now they have these rediculous PSP commercials where a dude is playing on a plane or in an elevator and some guy won’t shut up about how awesome the PSP is and how he is so badass. Now they even introduced a catchy new slogan which they hope will be even more popular then, “Can you hear me now,” or “Dude you’re getting a Dell.” I’m not gonna even go into detail about how shitty it was of them making a fake blog website pretending to be some guy from bumfuck Illinois telling everyone how much he wants a PSP and how awesome it is. When called out on being douchebags all Sony could muster was, “Yeah you caught us, shame on us ” Tools.

Yeah, Sony fails. In fact they should use this marketing ploy for their PS3. Some guy in a PS3 ski mask first holds up a liquor store to get enough money to even afford the PS3, then while he’s running from the cops he screams, “Dude get your own!” Then they proceed to catch him and beat him senseless with Xbox controllers and Wiimotes. Like Chris Rock always said, “if the police have to come get you, they’re bringing an ass-whoopin’ with ‘em.”

PSP